Description: Poverty is a Choice is a stock based choose your own adventure game for the budding rich person in all of us.
Developer: Ugliest Horse Studio; Based in Dublin, Ireland
Release Date: October, 2018 (Windows/Steam & Itch)
Price: USD 11.99
Availability: Digital Download
Languages: English (at launch) French, German, Spanish, Portuguese-Brazil, Russian (December 2018)
Press Contact: FakeNews@UgliestHorse.com
In this life simulator you can -
Trade stocks like a pro!
Place Market orders after-hours during a downturn!
Operate on Margin!
Purchase leveraged ETFs!
Take advantage of the working class*!
Get hooked to coke and beat your wife!
Uncover the cabal of lizard people manipulating the world**!!!
* Don't worry, they are probably black, foreign, or women
** JK its just old white guys
Q - Are you worried the caustic nature of your advertisements might put people off buying your game?
A - Its an Indie game in 2018, no one will buy it anyway.
Q - What are the politics of this game?
A - There are none.
Q - What are you parodying?
A - Nothing, this is 100% serious.
Q - Can I stream your game?
A - Yes, there is a streaming setting in the options that remove anything that may violate Twitch or Youtubes TOS. (I have no idea why you would want to tho)
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